ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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