idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I will pee on everything he values.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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