Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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