when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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