you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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