3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
