glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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