There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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