Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I'm always down for nudity.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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