New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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