do herpes really smell.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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