She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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