Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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