well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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