halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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