your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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