benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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