why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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