In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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