Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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