weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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