: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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