Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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