It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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