O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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