wakey wakey hands off snakey
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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