Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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