Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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