he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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