hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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