They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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