no, he came in my armpit
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Come see our sink grown plant.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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