I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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