I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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