How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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