theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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