Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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