Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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