Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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