So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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