don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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