Kiss
Puke
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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