I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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