I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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