Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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