So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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