AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
