I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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