dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
