It's Friday. Sex?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
