it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Randomize
