Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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