just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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