One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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