he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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